Blow Energy Drink

An interview with the founder/creator of “Blow Energy Drink,” a very controversial type of energy. This blow energy drink has a great marketing behind it. The way they ship the package is as if it were a big bag of coke. the white powder in a container, a credit card and a mirror. Yes, you read it. Watch the video.


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Is it edgy, effing cool or a gateway sweetener to the hard candy.

The FDA is asking an energy drink maker to change the name of its product, Blow, to something other than the street name for some drug I’ve never had.Lets talk about it. Don’t laugh so loud people. let’s talk with Blow’s creator Logan Goula. Which I think it’s almost a palindrome.

I just rubbed a fair amount of blow in my gums and I’m not slightly high. Should I be inserting it up in my rectum?

We’ll give you a refund for that. But um, hookers, guns and Facebook sluts I finally found my own.

Why did you decide to make this stuff? Were you bored with real cocaine? I find that hard to believe. All the college research had to be put into use and found away to make some money off it.

I must say that Of all the guests we’ve ever had you have t he whitest teeth. Have you had some personal experience with actual coke, or is this some kind of thing that you wanted but you want do do it legally. I think that if dealing coke was legal we might be doing it too. But I did have my fair share of college research and

Are you balding right now? no but you can page me later.

Everybody magically stopped doing drugs after college.

That’s because you can always said in college I experimented. It’s not experimenting if you are doing it 3 times a day for 17 years.
Did you have any experience making products before? Why this product? I’m a caffeine fin. I’m a big consumer of energy drinks myself, whether it’s an energy drink or Starbucks. I decided to make one myself more convenient. Made it into a powder and called it Blow. Obviously some people have a problem with that, but I think it’s fun.

Did you actually have death treats?

I have had multiple death threads.

They were all from Charlie Sheen though, cause he was expecting it to be real, that’s what I heard. One of our best costumers. You know what’s great about fake coke is that you can snort it of a fake breast. Your press release maintains that you don’t glamorize drug use, you mock it.

But isn’t that the same as some men molesting kids in order to illustrate how aweful it is? Absolutely not. You know what? we didn’t make blow in the culture of teh 80s sexy. But we are having fun with it. We are mocking it and flirty with it. Mocking and flirting, story of my life. This product is intended for adults, but are you actually doing anything concrete to keep it away from kids? There’s no legislation tat prevent us from that. We haven’t found a great way to keep it away from kids, but we do include a warning label stating that’s for 18 and older. We siupport banning all caffeine products from  minors.

What does it taste like?

It doesn’t have a definitive flavor. It’s a white refreshing taste. You can mix it with anything, water or mix it with vodka. It’s got a  light refreshing taste.

Some might say that you are like  the Jacky Robinson of fake hard drugs by beingh the first one. Do you feel the same way?
Not at all
How about Rosa Parks?
Thanks fro having fun with us.

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